From: security curmudgeon ([email protected])
To: [email protected]
Date: Mon, 19 Jul 2004 23:56:28 -0400 (EDT)
Subject: Re: making viruses

: how do i produce and send my own virus? do i have to use software?
: please help me and not give me a smart remark. i really want to fuck up
: my teachers computer.  thank you

Why do you deserve help and not a smart remark? I mean really.. so far
all I know is a) you use AOL, b) you are asking a stranger to help you
commit a felony and c) want to lash out against a public servant who gets
paid jack shit to deal with your shit.

So again.. any compelling reasons to help you?

From: security curmudgeon ([email protected])
To: [email protected]
Date: Tue, 20 Jul 2004 00:07:12 -0400 (EDT)
Subject: Re: Fwd: Returned

: i dont really intend on massing someones computer up i am just really
: want to learn how to. please ihelp me i not just tell me your not going
: t. thank you

You don't intend on messing up someone's computer, but you want a virus?
Do you not understand what viruses do?

From: security curmudgeon ([email protected])
To: [email protected]
Date: Tue, 20 Jul 2004 00:17:34 -0400 (EDT)
Subject: re:

: well i do know what they do but i dont know how to make them, get them,
: or send them.

Hrm. What kind of Mac do you use?

From: security curmudgeon ([email protected])
To: [email protected]
Date: Tue, 20 Jul 2004 00:22:30 -0400 (EDT)
Subject: Re: Fwd: re:

: what do you mean Mac? if you mean computer its an Apple or if you mean
: connection dial-up.

Mac .. Apple .. same thing! Your computer runs Mac OS.

Is the computer you plan to infect running Windows, Mac OS, Unix, VMS,
AS/400, Netware or something else?

From: security curmudgeon ([email protected])
To: [email protected]
Date: Tue, 20 Jul 2004 00:42:21 -0400 (EDT)
Subject: Re: re:

: Windows. anyway whats the difference?

Because one virus doesn't run on multiple operating systems usually..

From: security curmudgeon ([email protected])
To: [email protected]
Date: Tue, 20 Jul 2004 01:13:39 -0400 (EDT)
Subject: Re: re:

: ok. so are you going to tell me how to make a virus?

nope, i was just strining you along for later including on 'Going Postal'
(attrition.org/postal). i also wanted to make sure you realized just how
stupid your request was and just how little you knew.

: just mail me back a yes or no. if no then please give me a good web site to
: go to for help.

how about i mail AOL and/or law enforcement and let them know you are
soliciting strangers to help you commit felony computer crime, that work?

From: security curmudgeon ([email protected])
To: [email protected]
Date: Tue, 20 Jul 2004 01:26:19 -0400 (EDT)
Subject: Re: re:

: damn. please dont. i didnt know i was a feloney to want to learn.

It isn't a felony to want to learn. It is a felony to spread a program
with destructive intentions. You realize some people that do it have
gotten arrested by the FBI and fined hundreds of thousands of dollars, on
top of prison time?

: you know how to.

actually i don't know how to write viruses. you assumed so.

: ill leave you alone them if you want. i told you just to say yes or no.

i'm incapable of a 'yes' or 'no' answer in such cases!