From: security curmudgeon ([email protected])
To: [email protected]
Date: Wed, 1 Dec 2004 06:00:43 -0500 (EST)
Subject: Re: closing  free trial

: please close my free trial of aol.

After careful consideration, the staff of Attrition OnLine (AOL) have
voted unanimously NOT to close your account.

Better luck next time!