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From: [email protected] Date: Tue, 25 Mar 2003 02:53:23 EST Subject: HELP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! To: [email protected] need user password for icqmail, i know the ip #, cant get the damn password....HELP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11
From: [email protected] Date: Tue, 25 Mar 2003 02:55:39 EST Subject: HELP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1 To: [email protected] O BY THE WAY, NOT TRYEN TO HACK SHIT... JUST NEED MY OLD ICQMAIL PASSWORD, HELP HELP HELP
Date: Tue, 25 Mar 2003 03:03:01 -0500 (EST) From: security curmudgeon ([email protected]) To: ([email protected]) Subject: Re: HELP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1 that's what they all say...
From: [email protected] Date: Tue, 25 Mar 2003 03:26:01 EST Subject: Re: HELP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1 To: [email protected] lol
From: [email protected] Date: Tue, 25 Mar 2003 03:36:16 EST Subject: Re: HELP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1 To: [email protected] well....arent we mister smarty pants...someone has a keen sense of humor, dont be so grouchy...
Date: Tue, 25 Mar 2003 03:39:16 -0500 (EST) From: security curmudgeon ([email protected]) To: ([email protected]) Subject: Re: HELP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1 LOL I KNOW!!!!!!!
Date: Tue, 25 Mar 2003 03:44:06 -0500 (EST) From: security curmudgeon ([email protected]) To: ([email protected]) Subject: Re: HELP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1 A/S/L?!@$?!@ ps: that wasn't grouchy, that was pure humor =(
From: [email protected] Date: Tue, 25 Mar 2003 03:44:41 EST Subject: Re: HELP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1 To: [email protected] i have spoke with you for about 8 minutes off and on, and i dont think that i like where our relationship is going...you arent sensitive to my feelings, and YOU DONT HAVE A SENSE OF HUMOR, so im gonna leave you alone i guess!!!!! HOW DO YOU LIKE THAT MISTER GROUCH!?? i will refer to you as oscar you could learn a few things from me, i am humorous.
From: [email protected] Date: Tue, 25 Mar 2003 03:49:42 EST Subject: Re: HELP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1 To: [email protected] ha ha ha, ok, so you have proven your point ... you are funny as hell! that was mean, i didnt mean it, can u ever forgive me?....i wouldnt do such a thing soooo.......why are you available?????????j/k
Date: Tue, 25 Mar 2003 03:51:37 -0500 (EST) From: security curmudgeon ([email protected]) To: ([email protected]) Subject: Re: HELP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1 are you hitting on me?
From: [email protected] Date: Tue, 25 Mar 2003 03:56:52 EST Subject: Re: HELP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1 To: [email protected] you are sick mutherf**kers, dont include me in you and your dominatrix"s sick little plans......unless there is chains involved....by the way, this may sound stupid, and your gonna wonder where the hell i have been... but what the hell is A/S/L????????
Date: Tue, 25 Mar 2003 03:57:07 -0500 (EST) From: security curmudgeon ([email protected]) To: ([email protected]) Subject: Re: HELP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1 > ha ha ha, ok, so you have proven your point ... you are funny as > hell! > > that was mean, i didnt mean it, can u ever forgive me?....i wouldnt > do such a thing > soooo.......why are you available?????????j/k i'm available because my girlfriend likes the idea of me bringing home cute young chicks that are clean and shaven. she said she bought duct tape for the occasion. so, A/S/L again plz thnx!
Date: Tue, 25 Mar 2003 04:04:47 -0500 (EST) From: security curmudgeon ([email protected]) To: ([email protected]) Subject: Re: HELP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1 > you are sick mutherf**kers, dont include me in you and your > dominatrix's sick little plans......unless there is chains > involved....by the way, this may sound stupid, and your gonna wonder > where the hell i have been... but what the hell is A/S/L???????? chains are foreplay only.. and if you looked at the required reading for all AOL users, A/S/L?!@?! (don't forget excess punctuation) should be part of your standard vocabulary.
From: [email protected] Date: Tue, 25 Mar 2003 04:07:33 EST Subject: Re: HELP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1 To: [email protected] look... dont get smart...again, just tell me what it means, so that i dont have to sit and look it up, because i have read no such of a thing, is it so hard for you to say "A/S/L means this..." no it isnt, you were just starting to open up to me, and now this...you are an asshole. and i dont particularly care for you. you...you...chain packin freak.
From: [email protected] Date: Tue, 25 Mar 2003 04:09:25 EST Subject: Re: HELP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1 To: [email protected] o yeah... and what makes you think i am a young chick???? i could be old as hell
From: [email protected] Date: Tue, 25 Mar 2003 04:27:58 EST Subject: figured it out!!! To: [email protected] age sex location... now why did you put all those damn marks??? that was unnecessary., and stop being filthy, i have bitched more at you in the past little bit than i have at any man i have ever had, i feel sorry for your girlfreind, bet she's gotta bitch alot at your ass.and stop taking so long to reply... and stay off those damn porn sights... shit...
Date: Tue, 25 Mar 2003 04:28:41 -0500 (EST) From: security curmudgeon ([email protected]) To: ([email protected]) Subject: Re: HELP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1 > look... dont get smart...again, just tell me what it means, so that i > dont have to sit and look it up, because i have read no such of a > thing, is it so hard for you to say "A/S/L means this..." no it isnt, > you were just starting to open up to me, and now this...you are an > asshole. and i dont particularly care for you. you...you...chain > packin freak. A/S/L = Anal/Swallow/Llamas .. it's a shortcut to find out your sexual preferences.
Date: Tue, 25 Mar 2003 04:29:24 -0500 (EST) From: security curmudgeon ([email protected]) To: ([email protected]) Subject: Re: HELP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1 > o yeah... and what makes you think i am a young chick???? i could be > old as hell "misty" just has that barely legal but still wears a school girl outfit sound to it. and if that isn't the truth, DONT YOU DARE RUIN THE JERK MATERIAL I HAVE IN MIND THANKS
From: [email protected] Date: Tue, 25 Mar 2003 04:31:56 EST Subject: nosy ass To: [email protected] i live in tennessee, am 22 and i am a WOMAN...and yes by birth, now do you also need my social security number, mothers maiden name, anything else you can think of?
Date: Tue, 25 Mar 2003 04:37:17 -0500 (EST) From: security curmudgeon ([email protected]) To: ([email protected]) Subject: Re: figured it out!!! > age sex location... now why did you put all those damn marks??? that > was unnecessary., and stop being filthy, i have bitched more at you in > the past little bit than i have at any man i have ever had, i feel you've barely bitched at me. i am obviously failing in my goal.. > sorry for your girlfreind, bet she's gotta bitch alot at your ass.and yeah, but she bitches because i'm a tease and won't put out. > stop taking so long to reply... and stay off those damn porn sights... nonono, that is her on the porn sites.
Date: Tue, 25 Mar 2003 04:39:28 -0500 (EST) From: security curmudgeon ([email protected]) To: ([email protected]) Subject: Re: nosy ass > i live in tennessee, am 22 and i am a WOMAN...and yes by birth, now do > you also need my social security number, mothers maiden name, anything > else you can think of? nope. 93% of people claiming to be "girls" online really aren't. and hell, mother's maiden name .. when you didnt give YOUR name? jeez!
From: [email protected] Date: Tue, 25 Mar 2003 04:41:08 EST Subject: ha To: [email protected] those statistics arent right 60% is prolly over stating the percentage,do i sence homophobic tendancies? dont worry you arent speaking to a man 4 sure! i am all woman, which you prolly couldnt tell from the looks of my chest... but i guess i will be thankful for what i got... (mesquito bites) do you feel sorry for me?
Date: Tue, 25 Mar 2003 04:57:04 -0500 (EST) From: security curmudgeon ([email protected]) To: ([email protected]) bcc: Munge ([email protected]) > those statistics arent right 60% is prolly over stating the > percentage,do i sence homophobic tendancies? dont worry you arent no, if i need a dose of cock i can just e-mail [email protected] > speaking to a man 4 sure! i am all woman, which you prolly couldnt > tell from the looks of my chest... but i guess i will be thankful for > what i got... (mesquito bites) do you feel sorry for me? 80% or 93% doesn't matter. you are a 14 year old boy no doubt
From: [email protected] Date: Tue, 25 Mar 2003 05:01:04 EST Subject: Re: ha To: [email protected] lol...shit, i was joking about my chest, it isnt as large as i would like, but i am not a damn 14 year old boy! if our web cam worked, i could show you a pic. but u will have to take my word 4 it i guess. i have a little boy he is 2 his name is gavin, now i guess i am hell of a "boy" it is 5 am i am up awful late, kinda sleepy. i just got out of a long relationship, ended about a week ago, havent been able to sleep very well since, i dont get on the computer much, have the past 3 or 4 nights, cause i have been bored, prolly will go sleep in a little while, before i go tell me where you are from oscar
Return-Path: ([email protected]) To: security curmudgeon ([email protected]) Cc: ([email protected]) Subject: Re: ha Date: Tue, 25 Mar 2003 05:15:16 -0500 >> those statistics arent right 60% is prolly over stating the >> percentage,do i sence homophobic tendancies? dont worry you >> arent sc> no, if i need a dose of cock i can just e-mail sc> [email protected] YOU RING?? >> speaking to a man 4 sure! i am all woman, which you prolly >> couldnt tell from the looks of my chest... but i guess i will >> be thankful for what i got... (mesquito bites) do you feel >> sorry for me? sc> 80% or 93% doesn't matter. you are a 14 year old boy no doubt What are the odds? cheers, munge
From: [email protected] Date: Tue, 25 Mar 2003 05:15:36 EST Subject: oooops To: [email protected] i dont no what happened, but hope you arent in trouble. i am confused. sorry, guess i will go now. bye bye jericho
From: [email protected] Date: Tue, 25 Mar 2003 05:19:13 EST Subject: (no subject) To: [email protected] you son of a b**ch,
From: [email protected] Date: Tue, 25 Mar 2003 05:22:24 EST Subject: Re: (no subject) To: [email protected] who the hell is mulch and why did he email me i want to know damnit! you better start talking! i emailed him and called him names too
From: [email protected] Date: Tue, 25 Mar 2003 05:25:19 EST Subject: Re: ha To: [email protected] 17 months is a long time to me. and fishin for a new hunk?......shit, the last thing i want is a damn man.......well, it sounded good. and i wanna no how old you are... you are avoiding the question. do you have a unibrow? i wonder.......
Date: Tue, 25 Mar 2003 05:25:40 -0500 (EST) From: security curmudgeon ([email protected]) To: ([email protected]) Subject: Re: ha > awful late, kinda sleepy. i just got out of a long relationship, ended about if you are 22, it couldn't be that long of one =) > computer much, have the past 3 or 4 nights, cause i have been bored, prolly FISHING FOR A NEW HUNK?!
From: [email protected] Date: Tue, 25 Mar 2003 05:26:07 EST Subject: Re: (no subject) To: [email protected] i think that mulch is playing hard to get
Date: Tue, 25 Mar 2003 05:26:09 -0500 (EST) From: security curmudgeon ([email protected]) To: ([email protected]) Subject: Re: (no subject) > you son of a b**ch, this mean angry sex is in order?
From: [email protected] Date: Tue, 25 Mar 2003 05:27:47 EST Subject: Re: (no subject) To: [email protected] and i will talk abou COCK all i want COCK COCK COCK!!!!!! COCK!!!!!!! fuck mulch, he is sensitive about cocks cause he prolly dont have one of his own!
Date: Tue, 25 Mar 2003 05:30:21 -0500 (EST) From: security curmudgeon ([email protected]) To: ([email protected]) Subject: Re: (no subject) > who the hell is mulch and why did he email me i want to know damnit! > you better start talking! i emailed him and called him names too munge is the cock fairy of attrition. any mail that talks about cock is likely to be intercepted by him. now, if you talk about gobbling cock lewinsky style, then squido might get interested in the discussion.
From: [email protected] Date: Tue, 25 Mar 2003 05:38:23 EST Subject: imma go ta bed " big daddy" To: [email protected] imma go go bed you are to much for me to handle at this hour, maybe i will talk to you again sometime soon.... good night
From: [email protected] Date: Tue, 25 Mar 2003 05:39:50 EST Subject: Re: ha To: [email protected] lol, i have desperately needed a good laugh, so thanx, you are funny as hell
rom: [email protected] Date: Tue, 25 Mar 2003 05:42:18 EST Subject: Re: imma go ta bed " big daddy" To: [email protected] before i go... want you to know u have plum turned me oooonnnnn and i will dream about your "beyond unibrow"... oooo baby
Date: Tue, 25 Mar 2003 05:43:54 -0500 (EST) From: security curmudgeon ([email protected]) To: ([email protected]) Subject: Re: ha > 17 months is a long time to me. and fishin for a new hunk?......shit, > the last thing i want is a damn man.......well, it sounded good. and i > wanna no how old you are... you are avoiding the question. do you have > a unibrow? i wonder....... i'm 29 and its a bit worse than a unibrow. it ends at each ear..
Date: Tue, 25 Mar 2003 05:44:26 -0500 (EST) From: security curmudgeon ([email protected]) To: ([email protected]) Subject: Re: (no subject) > i think that mulch is playing hard to get no, trust me. he defines the word 'slut'
Date: Tue, 25 Mar 2003 05:44:58 -0500 (EST) From: security curmudgeon ([email protected]) To: ([email protected]) Subject: Re: imma go ta bed " big daddy" NITE NITE On Tue, 25 Mar 2003 [email protected] wrote: > imma go go bed you are to much for me to handle at this hour, maybe i > will talk to you again sometime soon.... good night
