From: R.C. Refundo ([email protected])
To: [email protected], [email protected]
Date: Wed, 15 Mar 2006 12:39:42 -0800 (PST)
Subject: STKC Meeting Announcement
Attrition Staff:
You have been invited to the STKC 2006 Szechwan FCFSP meeting. Bring all
materials for duscussion and presentations. We must continue in our
involvment with this endangered species.
When: April 25, 2006
Time: 6:30 p.m. (Please be prompt)
Place: Szechwan Cuban boiled Fish Sticks and Pizza
Las Vegas
(West Side of 20 Beauties and 1 Ugly Chick)
Telephone: (800) Fin-dus1
Agenda: The STKC Council meets for dinner and STKC business.
All club officers and council members expected to attend.
Entire families are not encouraged. Make sure to RSVP. We need to know ahead
of time how much Szechwan Cuban pork boiled fish stick pizza will be needed
as it takes the restaurant two days to prepare this delicacy as it must be
buried it the ground for several days. (Similiar to the Kimchee)
Looking forward!
R.C. Refundo
President
Save the Koembolas
From: lyger ([email protected])
To: security curmudgeon ([email protected])
Date: Wed, 15 Mar 2006 15:42:53 -0500 (EST)
Subject: STKC Meeting Announcement (fwd)
OH BABY. WANNA GO?
---------- Forwarded message ----------
From: R.C. Refundo ([email protected])
To: [email protected], [email protected]
Date: Wed, 15 Mar 2006 12:39:42 -0800 (PST)
Subject: STKC Meeting Announcement
Attrition Staff:
You have been invited to the STKC 2006 Szechwan FCFSP meeting.
From: R.C. Refundo ([email protected])
To: [email protected]
Date: Wed, 15 Mar 2006 17:09:22 -0800 (PST)
Subject: Fwd: STKC Meeting Announcement
Just a follow up to let you all know I will need to
hear from you by Friday of this week in order to
complete all the reservations.
Thank You,
RC Refundo
President
STKC
Remember, the STKC needs valuable members like you!!
Let's see some involvement here folks!
From: security curmudgeon ([email protected])
To: R.C. Refundo ([email protected])
Cc: [email protected]
Date: Wed, 15 Mar 2006 20:18:20 -0500 (EST)
Subject: Re: Fwd: STKC Meeting Announcement
: Just a follow up to let you all know I will need to hear from you by
: Friday of this week in order to complete all the reservations.
Will there be pickled Koembolas served?
From: R.C. Refundo ([email protected])
To: security curmudgeon ([email protected])
Resent-To: lyger ([email protected])
Date: Wed, 15 Mar 2006 17:32:58 -0800 (PST)
Subject: Re: Fwd: STKC Meeting Announcement
We aren't eating the Koembolas. Did you read through
the invitation thoroughly? Eating the Koembolas would
defeat the entire purpose of saving the endangered
species.
From: lyger ([email protected])
To: R.C. Refundo ([email protected])
Cc: security curmudgeon ([email protected])
Date: Wed, 15 Mar 2006 20:46:06 -0500 (EST)
Subject: Re: Fwd: STKC Meeting Announcement
On Wed, 15 Mar 2006, R.C. Refundo wrote:
": " We aren't eating the Koembolas. Did you read through
": " the invitation thoroughly? Eating the Koembolas would
": " defeat the entire purpose of saving the endangered
": " species.
So if we do decide to have the Szechwan Cuban pork boiled fish stick
pizza, could we have a few Koembolas to take home for later? Maybe not to
be eaten, but for "other uses"?
From: security curmudgeon ([email protected])
To: R.C. Refundo ([email protected])
Date: Wed, 15 Mar 2006 20:44:31 -0500 (EST)
Subject: Re: Fwd: STKC Meeting Announcement
On Wed, 15 Mar 2006, R.C. Refundo wrote:
: We aren't eating the Koembolas. Did you read through the invitation
: thoroughly? Eating the Koembolas would defeat the entire purpose of
: saving the endangered species.
What exactly is a Koembola?
From: security curmudgeon ([email protected])
To: lyger ([email protected])
Cc: R.C. Refundo ([email protected])
Date: Wed, 15 Mar 2006 20:48:12 -0500 (EST)
Subject: Re: Fwd: STKC Meeting Announcement
: ": " We aren't eating the Koembolas. Did you read through
: ": " the invitation thoroughly? Eating the Koembolas would
: ": " defeat the entire purpose of saving the endangered
: ": " species.
:
: So if we do decide to have the Szechwan Cuban pork boiled fish stick
: pizza, could we have a few Koembolas to take home for later? Maybe not
: to be eaten, but for "other uses"?
We want them to attend our Preservation of Szechwan Cuban Pig meeting.
From: lyger ([email protected])
To: security curmudgeon ([email protected])
Cc: R.C. Refundo ([email protected])
Date: Wed, 15 Mar 2006 20:52:26 -0500 (EST)
Subject: Re: Fwd: STKC Meeting Announcement
On Wed, 15 Mar 2006, security curmudgeon wrote:
": " : So if we do decide to have the Szechwan Cuban pork boiled fish stick
": " : pizza, could we have a few Koembolas to take home for later? Maybe not
": " : to be eaten, but for "other uses"?
": "
": " We want them to attend our Preservation of Szechwan Cuban Pig meeting.
Are we serving fried or baked Koembolas that night?
From: R.C. Refundo ([email protected])
To: lyger ([email protected])
Cc: [email protected]
Date: Wed, 15 Mar 2006 19:11:23 -0800 (PST)
Subject: Re: Fwd: STKC Meeting Announcement
"other uses"
Hmm... Well, I guess that would be acceptable as long as this "use" didn't
end their lives. We do have to continue with a reason to use what funds we
actually recieve from the government.
As long as you keep your personal life to yourself everything should be
kosher. However, I will warn you... they can get rather fiesty. We keep them
locked in cages during the meetings. This is also the reason we discourage
you involving family members. We had quite a legal battle from the last
little "episode."
From: lyger ([email protected])
To: R.C. Refundo ([email protected])
Cc: [email protected]
Date: Wed, 15 Mar 2006 22:17:20 -0500 (EST)
Subject: Re: Fwd: STKC Meeting Announcement
On Wed, 15 Mar 2006, R.C. Refundo wrote:
": " "other uses"
": "
": " Hmm... Well, I guess that would be acceptable as long as this "use"
didn't end their lives. We do have to continue with a reason to use what
funds we actually recieve from the government.
end their lives? what exactly are they? if 'they' = mammal, 'they' =
'fair game'
": " As long as you keep your personal life to yourself everything should
be kosher. However, I will warn you... they can get rather fiesty. We keep
them locked in cages during the meetings. This is also the reason we
discourage you involving family members. We had quite a legal battle from
the last little "episode."
note to self: bring tabasco
From: R.C. Refundo ([email protected])
To: lyger ([email protected])
Cc: [email protected]
Date: Wed, 15 Mar 2006 19:13:53 -0800 (PST)
Subject: Re: Fwd: STKC Meeting Announcement
Again, did you review the invitation thoroughly? We are serving Szechwan
Cuban pork boiled fish stick pizza.
lyger ([email protected]) wrote:
On Wed, 15 Mar 2006, security curmudgeon wrote:
": " : So if we do decide to have the Szechwan Cuban pork boiled fish stick
": " : pizza, could we have a few Koembolas to take home for later? Maybe not
": " : to be eaten, but for "other uses"?
": "
": " We want them to attend our Preservation of Szechwan Cuban Pig meeting.
Are we serving fried or baked Koembolas that night?
From: R.C. Refundo ([email protected])
To: security curmudgeon ([email protected])
Cc: [email protected]
Date: Wed, 15 Mar 2006 19:20:32 -0800 (PST)
Subject: Re: Fwd: STKC Meeting Announcement
A Koembola is a very rare species. I would imagine the Chupacabras are about
the only "animal" I could really relate to the Koembola, if you are familiar
with the species. One difference may be that Koembolas consume their mates
after fornicating. I am unsure that Chupacabras share the same ritual.
security curmudgeon ([email protected]) wrote:
On Wed, 15 Mar 2006, R.C. Refundo wrote:
: We aren't eating the Koembolas. Did you read through the invitation
: thoroughly? Eating the Koembolas would defeat the entire purpose of
: saving the endangered species.
What exactly is a Koembola?
From: lyger ([email protected])
To: R.C. Refundo ([email protected])
Cc: [email protected]
Date: Wed, 15 Mar 2006 22:22:08 -0500 (EST)
Subject: Re: Fwd: STKC Meeting Announcement
On Wed, 15 Mar 2006, R.C. Refundo wrote:
": " Again, did you review the invitation thoroughly? We are serving
Szechwan Cuban pork boiled fish stick pizza.
yes, i did. but if you attend our Preservation of Szechwan Cuban Pig
meeting, we need to know what variety of Koembolas we will be serving. we
wouldn't want to disappoint our guests!
From: R.C. Refundo ([email protected])
To: lyger ([email protected])
Date: Wed, 15 Mar 2006 19:22:41 -0800 (PST)
Subject: Re: Fwd: STKC Meeting Announcement
I am not quite sure they are an actual mammal. Did you recieve my last
correspondence attempting to explain what a Koembolas was?
mammal= fair game.
Would you eat your dog or you cat for brunch?
lyger ([email protected]) wrote:
On Wed, 15 Mar 2006, R.C. Refundo wrote:
": " "other uses"
": "
": " Hmm... Well, I guess that would be acceptable as long as this "use"
didn't end their lives. We do have to continue with a reason to use what
funds we actually recieve from the government.
end their lives? what exactly are they? if 'they' = mammal, 'they' =
'fair game'
": " As long as you keep your personal life to yourself everything should be
kosher. However, I will warn you... they can get rather fiesty. We keep them
locked in cages during the meetings. This is also the reason we discourage
you involving family members. We had quite a legal battle from the last
little "episode."
note to self: bring tabasco
From: lyger ([email protected])
To: R.C. Refundo ([email protected])
Cc: security curmudgeon ([email protected])
Date: Wed, 15 Mar 2006 22:25:18 -0500 (EST)
Subject: Re: Fwd: STKC Meeting Announcement
On Wed, 15 Mar 2006, R.C. Refundo wrote:
": " I am not quite sure they are an actual mammal. Did you recieve my last
": " correspondence attempting to explain what a Koembolas was?
": "
": " mammal= fair game.
": "
": " Would you eat your dog or you cat for brunch?
with or without wasabi?
From: R.C. Refundo ([email protected])
To: lyger ([email protected])
Date: Wed, 15 Mar 2006 19:23:53 -0800 (PST)
Subject: Re: Fwd: STKC Meeting Announcement
You didn't invite me. You were attempting to invite Koembalas. I myself am
not full blooded Koembola.
lyger ([email protected]) wrote:
On Wed, 15 Mar 2006, R.C. Refundo wrote:
": " Again, did you review the invitation thoroughly? We are serving
Szechwan Cuban pork boiled fish stick pizza.
From: lyger ([email protected])
To: R.C. Refundo ([email protected])
Cc: security curmudgeon ([email protected])
Date: Wed, 15 Mar 2006 22:32:11 -0500 (EST)
Subject: Re: Fwd: STKC Meeting Announcement
On Wed, 15 Mar 2006, R.C. Refundo wrote:
": " You didn't invite me. You were attempting to invite Koembalas. I
": " myself am not full blooded Koembola.
We weren't gonna invite them. We were gonna eat them.
Still wanna come?
From: R.C. Refundo ([email protected])
To: lyger ([email protected])
Date: Wed, 15 Mar 2006 19:31:25 -0800 (PST)
Subject: Re: Fwd: STKC Meeting Announcement
I can't imagine a grilled dog crescent with Wasabi and a Mimosa.
I just can't. You must be a bit off your rocker. As you should realize by
my involvement with the survival of the Kombolas I am very grounded, caring
and humane individual. I don't think I would eat my pet. If I had a pet
squid that would be tough. At times I've had to restrain myself from my own
fish. If they were only a bit larger, and those chemicals weren't....
nevermind. That is a horrid thought.
lyger ([email protected]) wrote:
On Wed, 15 Mar 2006, R.C. Refundo wrote:
": " I am not quite sure they are an actual mammal. Did you recieve my last
": " correspondence attempting to explain what a Koembolas was?
": "
": " mammal= fair game.
": "
": " Would you eat your dog or you cat for brunch?
with or without wasabi?
From: R.C. Refundo ([email protected])
To: lyger ([email protected])
Date: Wed, 15 Mar 2006 19:34:02 -0800 (PST)
Subject: Re: Fwd: STKC Meeting Announcement
I'm still thinking about my pet fish. Perhaps I should call my therapist.
Give me a few minutes to pull myself together.
lyger ([email protected]) wrote:
On Wed, 15 Mar 2006, R.C. Refundo wrote:
": " You didn't invite me. You were attempting to invite Koembalas. I myself
": " am not full blooded Koembola.
From: security curmudgeon ([email protected])
To: R.C. Refundo ([email protected])
Cc: [email protected]
Date: Wed, 15 Mar 2006 23:19:40 -0500 (EST)
Subject: Re: Fwd: STKC Meeting Announcement
: A Koembola is a very rare species. I would imagine the Chupacabras are
: about the only "animal" I could really relate to the Koembola, if you
: are familiar with the species. One difference may be that Koembolas
: consume their mates after fornicating. I am unsure that Chupacabras
: share the same ritual.
So rare, Google finds absolutely no reference to them!
From: R.C. Refundo ([email protected])
To: security curmudgeon ([email protected])
Resent-To: lyger ([email protected])
Date: Wed, 15 Mar 2006 20:26:57 -0800 (PST)
Subject: Re: Fwd: STKC Meeting Announcement
Exactly.
It is an honor to be invited to STKC meetings.
Actually I think Google has filtered them due to Honosawwinski Magadi's
complaint to keep them sacred. Lyger on your staff does not seem to
understand this importance. He has some sort passion for devouring them.
security curmudgeon ([email protected]) wrote:
: A Koembola is a very rare species. I would imagine the Chupacabras are
: about the only "animal" I could really relate to the Koembola, if you
: are familiar with the species. One difference may be that Koembolas
: consume their mates after fornicating. I am unsure that Chupacabras
: share the same ritual.
So rare, Google finds absolutely no reference to them!
From: lyger ([email protected])
To: R.C. Refundo ([email protected])
Cc: security curmudgeon ([email protected])
Date: Wed, 15 Mar 2006 23:44:39 -0500 (EST)
Subject: Re: Fwd: STKC Meeting Announcement
On Wed, 15 Mar 2006, R.C. Refundo wrote:
": " Exactly.
": "
": " It is an honor to be invited to STKC meetings.
": "
": " Actually I think Google has filtered them due to Honosawwinski
Magadi's complaint to keep them sacred. Lyger on your staff does not seem to
understand this importance. He has some sort passion for devouring them.
Your Koembola is our KFC Snacker.
"Our hobby is turning sacred cows into quarter-pounders." - Cancer Omega
From: R.C. Refundo ([email protected])
To: security curmudgeon ([email protected])
Resent-To: lyger ([email protected])
Date: Wed, 15 Mar 2006 20:33:26 -0800 (PST)
Subject: Re: Fwd: STKC Meeting Announcement
Just goes to show ya' - you can't just "Google" everything. Why they've
became a verb, I just don't know. I wouldn't mind their takeout though...
I need to get off the Perfect Duster.
security curmudgeon ([email protected]) wrote:
: A Koembola is a very rare species. I would imagine the Chupacabras are
: about the only "animal" I could really relate to the Koembola, if you
: are familiar with the species. One difference may be that Koembolas
: consume their mates after fornicating. I am unsure that Chupacabras
: share the same ritual.
So rare, Google finds absolutely no reference to them!
From: R.C. Refundo ([email protected])
To: lyger ([email protected])
Cc: [email protected]
Date: Wed, 15 Mar 2006 20:53:19 -0800 (PST)
Subject: Re: Fwd: STKC Meeting Announcement
Laf. Maybe a good Ribeye or T-Bone. I don't hit Micky D's.
I was sitting idle earlier watching installation screens. Haven't checked
yout site for a few years... I used to years ago while working for an ISP.
(luckily, I was never mirrored)
I read a few going postals and figured I would e-mail something odd just
for the hell of it. Something to break the monotony. I'm so burnt out on
this damn shit.
I haven't been on eotl.org for years either. Perhaps I should get on
there, they'll horrass.
Thanks for the amusement, guys. I figured you'd be good candidates.
